The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to read your own mind

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to get sick

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!