The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to jizz money

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The Power to Power

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to catch em' all

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!