- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to become black!

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

Pointless Super Powers