The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to see oxygen.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!