the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!