Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to die.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to take a crap.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!