the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!