the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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cry acid tears

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The power to create shit

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to waste money

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!