That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!