- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

he power to make mistakes

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The ability to smell colors

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

Pointless Super Powers