- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to like this power

The power to die at will

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

the power to like charlie

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

Pointless Super Powers