the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to live.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the power to write only the letter R

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!