- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

the ability to die on command

The power to be french.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

Doing a handstand with your feet

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

Pointless Super Powers