- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to glow in the light.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to close your nose

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to not get shit dick

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to journey into the future of the past.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

Pointless Super Powers