- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to walk through air.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

Pointless Super Powers