- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to fart rainbows

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power of love

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to break a Nokia

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

Pointless Super Powers