Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!