The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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Aweonao

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!