Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!