The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to touch your toes

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!