The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to not care.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!