The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!