The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to get sick

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to sit

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!