The power to have anything you want that is free.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to be french.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have no superpower

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!