The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!