The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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lol

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!