- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power of 12% levetation

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to not be funny

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to not finish your....

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to not think of a productive power.

Pointless Super Powers