The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!