- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The ability to count to potato

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to not live forever

The power to take a crap.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

the power to orgasm with your mind

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to make lipstick fly

Pointless Super Powers