The power of writte with our feets.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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the ability to post here

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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A good Kisser

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!