the power to be powerless

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!