The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to die

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to lock open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!