- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to have no superpower

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to control nothing

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

Pointless Super Powers