The power of christ ;)

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!