The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to have a V8

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to fly but only in your room

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power... to move you.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!