The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to know when men have erections

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the power to control nothing

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!