the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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to do nothing

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to be missed when present.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!