the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!