- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to be gay on command.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to change your urine to any color

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to see the present

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to autocorrect your mom.

Pointless Super Powers