The power to die.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!