- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart on a plane.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to fart rainbows

the ability to blow yourself

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

Pointless Super Powers