The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!