The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to die

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to die at will

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!