- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

power to age faster

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

Pointless Super Powers