The ability to be poor for life

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to be born again

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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75% levitation

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!