The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!