- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to chew with your tongue

the power to time travel to the present

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

Pointless Super Powers