The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to die at will

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to read this.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!