The power to microwave bread

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to be a snail

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!