- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to read this.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to be an idiot.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to not have a superpower

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power think five times slower.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

to zap people but only yourself

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

Pointless Super Powers