- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate at command

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to pee any color

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to read your own mind

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to read the terms of service.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to be blind

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

the power to become translucent

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to look at Sun.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to swim on land.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers