The power to do everything that you can do.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to smell whore

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to die

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!