- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to the south pole.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to turn water into wine.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

Pointless Super Powers