The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!