The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to smell water.

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The power think five times slower.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!