The ability to jump

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to like justin beiber

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!