the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to only see glass.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!