- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wish you had a power

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to absolutely nothing

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

Pointless Super Powers