- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to wish you had a power

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to obey gravity

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to think oppositely

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

Pointless Super Powers