The power to have no power

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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to poop a penny every year

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The power of having two left hands.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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I'm a giant di

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!