the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to die

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!