Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to time travel to the present

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!