The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to rite liek dis

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!