- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

open up pickles glass

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to absolutely nothing

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to make everything worse

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to ignore useful information

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

Pointless Super Powers