The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!