the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!