- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to blow yourself

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

ability to run very fast forever

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to even

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to extend your pinky toe

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to be stupid reading this.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public