The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to rite liek dis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!