The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to die

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the power to die

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!