- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fart at the worst moments

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

the power to read your own mind

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to half transform to something.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

Pointless Super Powers