- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power of women's rights.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to get arrested

The power of hindsight

The ability to control dairy products

The power to understand irony.

The power to obey gravity

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The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

Pointless Super Powers