The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The Power to Power

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to die

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!