the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!